6. Yankees vs. Mets... you know, for the sake of the kids
Fuck the Yankees.
7. Hamptons vs. Jersey Shore
A dry Chardonnay or salt on the rim? Grilled lobster or burgers and fries? Cocktail hour with Martha Stewart or shots with Snooki? It’s almost summer, and you and your SO better figure this out immediately.
What’s the rush? We’re only 36. Relax. My mom still pays my phone bill and I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.
9. NYC vs. 'burbs
I literally have no response to this. Except that if you don’t know the winner of this fight then Westchester, Nassau, Fairfield, or Bergen counties can gladly have you. Let your SO find someone with better sense.
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