Zombie Survival Course

Training you to "be one of the surivors the morning after" at a secret Jersey location (hey, where better than a place that already smells like a nuclear fallout?), the survival gurus behind ZSC'll first have you kick back with beers as you do recon by watching zombie flicks, then teach you essential Armageddon survival skills like how to bang Liv Tyler w/o over-protective Bruce Willis killing you close quarters hand-to-hand combat known as Zombitsu, car hot-wiring, and shooting everything from a .22 pistol to the huge Russian surplus Mosin Nagant.