Sancho's Cinco De Mayo Fiesta En El Rio

Kick Cinco off right starting at noon with this riverside bash, where tons of tequila & tacos'll fuel the antics of hourly Lucha Libre exhibitions, a Yacht Rock Revue covering "all the classic yacht rock stuff with Mexican twists" (so... tons of Steely Dan's "Gaucho"?), NYC's only all-female mariachi band, and a cruise to end it all.