NYC's old-school, members-only clubs are filled with money, privilege, awesome amenities, and bottles of liquor without sparklers in them. If you've got a rich boss or a rich friend or a rich boss friend named Rich, you've probably had a glimpse into this world. If you don't, this might be the closest you're gonna get. The good news is that you can put sparklers wherever you want.
Here's a rundown of the oldest and grandest clubs in the city:
Union Club (click here for address and info)
Upper East Side
It's the oldest (some claim second-oldest) club of its kind in NYC, and third-oldest in the US, even though it's currently housed in a building that opened on August 28, 1933 -- a building that's said to have a humidor with 100K cigars, squash courts, and a backgammon room. This exclusive and conservative club did not expel its Confederate members during the Civil War and, much like your box fort, there are no girls allowed. Much not like your box fort, John Jacob Astor IV (who died on the Titanic), J.P. Morgan, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Dwight Eisenhower, and Ulysses S. Grant were all members. Dues are said to be around $5,000 a year, which we're pretty sure was no prob for J.P.
Knickerbocker Club (click here for address and info)
"The Knick", as insiders call it, began after some members of the Union Club felt the standards were too lax (shape up, Vanderbilt!), so they broke off and formed this guy. The mens-only club is sooo exclusive that they have no website, and according to the club's secretary, the club's policy is to divulge "no information at all" about the club. In fact, she would not even reveal its address, which is 2 E 62nd St, available online. Their single Yelp review did say the dining was "lovely", though it's surprisingly not written by a Yelp Elite. The only membership data, from 1959, suggests it might have around 500 members.
The Century Association (click here for address and info)
It's considered "the most unspeakably respectable club in the United States" by Mark Twain. It's upscale, but also creative, plus it’s got a mid-size theater, a ballroom, as well as a worthwhile art collection. Lots of media, advertising, and writerly types are members, plus the likes of Mayor Bloomberg, Tina Brown, Brooke Astor, Henry Kissinger, Robert Morgenthau, and Andy Rooney. It first began admitting women in 1988 and has dues of about $2,000, which we're pretty sure Bloomberg can afford too.
Harmonie Club (click here for address and info)
Although it was founded in 1852, it's been in its present building at 4 E 60th St since 1905, where people with fancy jobs who've been sponsored, seconded, and admitted gather for talks about politics, finance, real estate, health, and whether or not their sweater looks better tied around their shoulders or their waist. Most of its 1,000 members are Jewish. If you make it in, you can score eats from the mahogany-paneled Grill Room (with leather-cushioned bar stools and over-sized chairs) or the main dining room with 20ft ceilings and English white oak paneling. There's a Sunday Brunch buffet, a fitness center, squash courts, and a pool, of course. And a half-sized basketball court with an adjustable height rim, so you can set it to 7ft and dunk on your fellow zillionaires.
The Union League Club (click here for address and info)
Abolitionists broke away from The Union Club during the Civil War to start this club. One of the best looking ones in the city, The Union League Club features a fitness center, squash court, art gallery, dining rooms, library, 60 bedrooms, and a wine cellar. You can only "display papers" (aka do any business) in the main lounge, and jackets and ties are required for men, as with most of the clubs. George H. W. Bush, Margaret Thatcher, and Neil Armstrong are among the notables who belonged to this club.
The University Club of New York (click here for address and info)
Founded: 1861, mainly by gentlemen from Yale
The architecture alone is worth any chance to get in for a visit here; The University Club has three of the most spectacular rooms in New York: the reading room on the lower floor, the enormous dining room, and the library with winding stairs that take you to a mezzanine with ceiling murals modeled after the Vatican Apartments. Aside from those, they've got rooms to stay, squash courts, a swimming pool, and an actually reasonably priced wine cellar. For some reason, no business discussion is permitted in the club, which includes no taking out of papers or using a cell phone (even if it's totally just to invite people to play Farmville). Dues and membership info is hard to come by, but be prepared to pay at least $5,000 plus an entrance fee to join in the first place. After 20 years, it drops to around $2,000. Score.
Metropolitan Club (click here for address and info)
J.P. Morgan put this club together when other clubs wouldn't let a friend of his in. It’s one of the most gorgeous of the clubs, where men wear jackets and ties... and neither turtlenecks nor ascots are acceptable substitutes. So don’t even try it with that ascot. No cell phones allowed, except in private rooms or bedrooms. It's rumored to cost $5,000 a year in dues alone, but no one is officially saying.
The National Arts Club (click here for address and info)
Located on Gramercy Park South, this hub for artists and art enthusiasts stays true to its name with an extensive American art collection in a landmark building that is quintessentially Gramercy, artistic, and friendly. It features a dining room and bar, but lacks the uber-club amenities such as squash and a swimming pool. And while you do need a shirt with a collar, a turtleneck, a sweater, and suitable attire for women, forget the tie and jacket ordeal. These are artists, man (but no denim of any type!). A membership does not require sponsorship, but you will need to contact the admissions department for details. And it's invitation-only, so bring your A game.
The Explorers Club (click here for address and info)
Upper East Side
Finally, a club you can actually join! You still have to be invited and seconded, though, and you also need to be a real explorer for full membership, but you get to do awesome things like meet James Cameron and eat muskrat! Dues range from $1,000 for a full-resident membership, to $50 for a student. The club has 19 chapters throughout the US and reflects an openness to membership in the normally closed world of exclusive clubs.
1. The Harmonie Club4 E 60th St, New York
2. Union Club101 E 69th St, New York
3. Union League Club38 E 37th St, New York
4. The Century Association7 W 43rd St, New York
5. The University Club5 Ave A, New York
6. Metropolitan Club1 E 60th St, New York
7. The Explorers Club46 E 70th St, New York
8. National Arts Club15 Gramercy Park S, New York
9. Knickerbocker Club2 E 62nd St, New York
With a 160+ year history, this private club is a bit of a New York institution. The second private club of record to be founded in the City, -- then as a singing and dining association -- the club shot to notoriety as notables like Mayor Bloomberg and President Barack Obama shunned it's unchanging squash courts, Sunday brunches and in-house barber shop because of lack of diversity.
175 years and still kicking at this UES private club. Having spawned a few of the city's other clubs -- The Brook, The Union League Club and The Knickerbocker Club among them -- the club features a card room denoted by the cards carved into the mantlepiece, and eating areas helmed by the award winning French chef Jean-Louis Dumonet.
Outside of designated telephone booths, the usage of cellphones and PDAs are banned in this private club. Stash it away in the pockets of your blazer - which, along with your tie is required - and take time to focus on the paintings of the U.S Presidents on the walls(15) were members) and the corned beef hash in front of you.
The Century Association is one of New York's oldest and most well-respected clubs. Founded over 150 years ago, this Midtown West legend is filled with media, advertising, and writerly types, and if you can afford about $2,000 for dues, it could also be filled with you!
Aside from a reading room, dining room, and library, this classic NYC institution also features rooms to stay, squash courts, a swimming pool, and an actually reasonably priced wine cellar, making this Midtown club a mainstay for the wealthy and sophisticated.
If you've got a friend to get you past the gates out front, you'll be able to eat a rooftop lunch in this J.P Morgan founded and funded private club while overlooking Central Park. Short of that there's always the wineroom and the bowling alley to peruse.
This spot on the UES hosts a group of various professionals dedicated to... guess what... exploring! Lectures, adventurous culinary expos, and more, all fit the bill.
After you browse the two galleries, or before, take a seat in the dining hall of this Gramercy mansion that's been featured in Boardwalk Empire and sits next to The Player's Club for crab cakes, sesame encrusted salmon and black out cake. It might not sound all that fancy but you still need a membership to get in.
Knickerbocker Club is one of NYC's esteemed members-only, old-school mens clubs. Founded in 1871, it originally served as a haven for members of the Union Club who were concerned that the club's admission standards had fallen. Its members include Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodbury Kane, and Navy Commander in Chief Jerauld Wright.