NYC's old-school, members-only clubs are filled with money, privilege, awesome amenities, and bottles of liquor without sparklers in them. If you've got a rich boss or a rich friend or a rich boss friend named Rich, you've probably had a glimpse into this world. If you don't, this might be the closest you're gonna get. The good news is that you can put sparklers wherever you want.
Here's a rundown of the oldest and grandest clubs in the city: