This guy has headphones and is at a turntable in every blurry, shrouded-in-club-darkness photo. He lists a slew of bands you’ve never even heard of and could very realistically be fake. There’s a chance he’s sexy because he’s got some facial hair, but truth be told the minute you say you don’t technically hate Pitbull this show is over.
The guy who never wants to meet up in person
He’s super aggressive about wanting nudie pics though.
The girl who never wants to meet up in person
Probably because you asked her for nudie pics.