The Outdoor Enthusiast
Even though we live in one of the most congested cities in the country, there still exists that person who craves the outdoors and wide-open spaces. You like them because they take you to Brooklyn Boulders where you can "spot" each other, or they whisk you away to the Catskills for a weekend of making out in a tent. But when winter comes they still want to do things outside... with the wind... and the snow. You just want Game of Thrones, Seamless, and your elastic-waisted items. It wasn’t meant to be.
The High-Powered Suit
It’s tough to say how exactly you two met, seeing as The High-Powered Suit never leaves the office. Should you find one, you are in for some pretty epic dates, because they make an absurd amount of money from either real estate, investment banking, or the law firm where they just became partner. But no matter the amount of sushi at Masa or private helicopter flights out to the Hamptons, you can’t get over the aggressive personality, the 15 different devices that ding at all hours of the night, and the bizarre sexual fetishes they have developed as an outlet for their stress.