Rule #7: Memberships have their privileges
Private clubs are ideal for their well-maintained and infrequently trafficked toilet set-ups (if not their smug sense of elitism!). Mark*, a FiDi resident and Harvard alumnus, admits that forking over $200,000 for tuition sucks less when one considers the “value-added experience” of utilizing the Midtown club’s mens room for frequent toilet trysts.
Rule #8: Use your resources
Everyone loves free stuff, and when hump-friendly places like Pianos offers a bowl of condoms to patrons, “it’s like an open invitation”, says 25yr-old Lauren*.
Rule #9: In the words of Kanye, keep your love locked down
It may sound obvious to choose a spot with a functioning door lock to bend someone over a sink, but in NYC, that’s easier said than done. Just give it a quick check before proceeding.