8. The person who has to call or text or Snapchat every single person in their phone and wish them a happy New Year
His phone autocorrects "you" to "you and yours".
9. The person who claims to never have fun on New Year's
He vows to stay at home and "do something small" next year, but you know he'll be out at the $150-a-head Meatpacking party again next year.
10. The person who is clearly anxious about finding someone to kiss at midnight
Steer clear of the Frenching person. Or don't... it's your life.
11. The guy who thought it would be cool to bring one bottle of Champagne...
… just for himself, but still makes about a billion vodka tonnies with what everyone else brought.
12. The people who just want to go out for a nice sit-down dinner