9. Decline an invitation to brunch, even if thoust have been out 'til 4am the night before
We were all out 'til 4am, probably making bad decisions, suck it up.
10. Give more than a friendly head nod or wave to thine neighbors
Nobody wants to stop and talk in the stairwell or have an awkward convo in the elevator, there are plenty of other opportunities for making friends.
11. Quote Sex and the City
Even if it was an incredibly influential show, we don’t want to hear it anymore.
12. Hate on other people’s nightlife choices
If someone wants to wait in line all night for models and bottles that’s fine, if someone wants to drink his face off with whiskey and beer in a dive bar, that’s also totally fine, the important thing is we have the best of both options.