Lifestyle

65 things that should be punched in the ear in 2015

1. High-waisted jean shorts
2. Dax Shepard
3. Cronut imitations
4. Baseball
5. Our rent
6. Zombie sh*t
7. Hangover sequels
8. Ugly naked people
9. Seasons 1-4 of 2 Broke Girls
10. Paleo diets
11. The Philadelphia 76ers
12. Slideshows
13. Seriously, slideshows
14. Keep Calm And...
15. Having your Internet go out
16. Automated customer service
17. The Kansas City Royals
18. Natural disasters
19. Snapchats we can't see
20. Mirrors
21. Traffic
22. Lines
23. Global warming
24. People who don't know how to navigate the cities they live in
25. Last call
26. First call
27. Non-boozy brunches
28. Bloody Marys with entire fried chickens on them
29. Bloody Marys that don't have some kind of cool garnish
30. Loud sh*t
31. $20 movie tickets
32. How every movie -- no matter how crappy it is -- is somehow crowded
33. Anybody who is cash-only
34. Cabs with broken credit card machines
35. ATM fees
36. Having to exercise
37. Jed York
38. Alarm clocks
39. Indoor sunglasses
40. #blessed
41. Just hashtags in general
42. Rise and grind
43. Croakies
44. Pants with any sort of mammal pattern on them
45. Especially whale pants. F you, whale pants.
46. Holes in your roof that leak
47. Unnecessarily large beards
48. Irony
49. Spiders
50. Jameis Winston
51. Pigeons
52. Supers
53. No parking signs
54. Alternate side parking
55. Parking
56. People social media posting about their two-mile run
57. All bosses everywhere
58. Having to make reservations
59. Calling unemployment "funemployment"
60. People muting your email chains
61. People who send email chains that need to be muted
62. Bae
63. Places that don't take reservations
64. Bar stools without backs
65. Selfies

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