1. Take full advantage of our cultural landscape
You’re here, so you’re probably already taking pretty full advantage of the food and drink landscape of our city, but there's a near-endless array of world-class cultural institutions like the Met, the MoMA, Lincoln Center, and Carnegie Hall to spend your time at for the betterment of your mind. Highly recommended: stand under the whale at the natural history museum.
2. Eat pastrami while waiting for a pastrami sandwich at Katz's
Did you know that you can taste Katz's pastrami while your pastrami sandwich is being put together? Because you can do that. Once your sandwich is ready, sit down and eat the crap out of your sandwich and chug a Cel-Ray.
3. Go to one of the supper clubs in Brighton Beach
There’s really not much else in the city like this. The National and Tatiana are good options. Put on your finest, down some vodka, be prepared to dance like you’re at a bar mitzvah, and make it happen.