10. Do a lobster roll crawl
You don’t have to try every lobster roll (you should, but you don’t have to), but you 100% do need to hit up as many seafood joints as you can in one day. Sit-ups the next day: optional.
11. Attend a white party
And don’t just wear white pants and a white shirt, you’re going to DIE dude, go all in: white shades, loafers, fascinators, belts, top hats, canes, watches. H-to-T guys, H-to-T.