This is what happens when you try to write a script in a bar

Tribeca Film Festival

In honor of the Tribeca Film Festival, we hit the streets of the eponymous 'hood (actually just Nancy Whiskey Pub) and drank with its denizens while asking them to help us create a script of our own using a Telephone-y concept: each person only got to hear the plot points laid out by the person who went directly before them. The initial prompt we gave the first guy: "Johnson awoke on his floor, and immediately noticed the eviction notice on his door." The below result: the most epic zombie-having, cat-eating, OKCupid-pimping meditation on life ever devised while drinking near a shuffleboard table.