13. And should you end up being that guy...
“For those of us that just don’t know how to make it home after a HH, please keep an extra shirt and pants at work. Sooner or later it will come in handy. Can’t be smelling like beer and cheap body spray from Bath & Body Works.” - Jonathan
14. In that vein, fashion is of the utmost importance in our culture
“Don’t be a lame duck and wear a suit on casual Friday. EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU.”
15. We are bloodthirsty
“We need to think LEAN... aka cut costs and lay people off.” - Tom
16. You aren’t the only one who’s confused. We don’t know what we do, either.
“We don’t really know what or how to explain to other people what we do for a living. I am in operational risk management and am supposed to minimize risks. Try explaining this to someone. Truth is, we probably don’t really know what we are doing but we take educated guesses.” - Tom
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Meagan Drillinger is a freelancer for Thrillist. She’s spending more time trying to discover the exact social ranking of Show Facers, LIFOs, Babby Bladders, and Poopsalots. Follow her progress on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at @drillinjourneys.