Oscar Bingo

Because Anne Hathaway's name sounds like an old lady's, check out this randomly generated, Oscar-fied version of every old lady's favorite parlor game: a Bingo card stuffed with hi-larious probabilities like "Someone makes a joke about Ricky Gervais making a joke", "Ashton Kutcher takes a bunch of pictures" and "A winner in a category no one cares about starts crying", though after enduring 127 Hours, is there really any category you still care about?