Who would dare to criticize Paris? Well, probably the people who live there. Because if you stay here long enough, your problem-counter will hit 99 disturbingly fast, too...
1. The pigeons
2. Dudes peeing in public at any time of the day
3. Smells like urine (see public urination above)
4. Overpriced cocktails
5. The obsession with mojitos (also overpriced)
6. Good pastries? Bad coffee.
7. A brunch that consists of a croissant, eggs, and smoked salmon for 27€
8. Public transportation strikes
9. Your friends who are visiting force you go to the Eiffel Tower with them.
10. The burger obsession