9. Bringing their dogs everywhere they go
Dogs. Everywhere. Even in the chair next to you at the cafe, and probably having a better meal.
Preferably outside on a crowded patio where you’re visible to the rest of the world.
Is it considered rude? No one really cares.
12. Leaving town on weekends
If you don’t have an excuse to leave Paris on the weekend, you’re probably not worthy of living in Paris on the weekdays.
Not because they’re necessarily mad, but because it’s respectable to argue. It’s always worth giving a counter argument to something, even if you’re in agreement in the first place. What, you don't think so?
14. Complaining about Paris
The apartment’s small. There’s a grève. The metro took too long. The traffic is a bordel. The list goes on.
15. Bagels and sushi
At the same damn restaurant.