4. There is more than one train station
Don’t make the mistake of “I’m coming into Paris” and assuming you’re ending up in the center of town. There’s Gare de l’Est, Gare du Nord, Gare de Lyon, Gare Saint-Lazare, Gare d’Austerlitz, Gare Montparnasse, and Gare de Bercy. Figure out which one is yours!
5. The Metro is dirty and smells
Suck it up.
6. We get annoyed when you talk about the charm of “tiny houses”
Every living space is tiny here, bitches.
7. People don’t go running
Well, they do, but in the big parks. Go on a run in any other part of the city and you’re sure to get some verrry odd looks.