5. Stephen Starr rips off all your restaurants, blah blah blah, then he opens them 10x bigger in New York and you fight for a table. See: Buddakan, Morimoto, El Vez. Oh, that's right -- you can't see, because you can't get a table.
6. No Philly girl's ever slipped on a cupcake wrapper in her Jimmy Choos after drinking too many Cosmos.