Because Donkey Bong Jr. keeps breaking every time you try to jump over imaginary barrels, FG's an e-shop full of shockingly affordable, discreetly delivered, high quality recreational glassware & accessories, all hand-blown by a well-traveled dude with an education garnered at art schools across the nation, so clearly he's a rolling stone...r. Some of the cooler offerings:
Chillums: These econ-oriented smokers are made entirely from silver-fumed glass with color-changing properties, and're fitted with his famous, flat-top mouthpieces known as Lips, fitting as they certainly do make it seem like you're living in Funky Town.
Tea Straws: If you're not a fan of tea bags (and who's to judge), these also-Lips-topped straws are specially designed to accommodate "loose leaf teas", also an unsuccessful line of shirts made from ripped-out pages of Mead notebooks.
Heavy Wall: With white "warts" set atop its swirling black-and-orange body, HW's durability is due to its Pyrex glass construction. Its flat base offers stability, while its slanted bowl not only means "good visibility and no burnt eyebrows", but also improved "Poker-ability", though it's kind of hard to read anyone's face when they're constantly melting.