We've all met them -- people from Lancaster, or Scranton, or worst of all Pittsburgh -- those other Pennsylvanians, like cousins you have to spend time with during the holidays who talk a little bit funny and seem off. It's not that we hate the rest of Pennsylvania, it's just that there isn't really a reason to live anywhere else in PA (outside of your college years) when Philly has so much offer. We've got the history, nightlife, Wawas, and easy access to the shore that dissipates the farther you head west on the Turnpike. The West has... Little League games, we guess.
Scroll down below to see the full map, or click here for a blown-up version.
Sign up here for our daily Philly email and be the first to get all the food/drink/fun in town.