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Crawl down EPass on Wed night for five hours' (might want to wear knee pads, that's a lot of crawling) worth of generous imbibe-ables from 12 of South Philly's most festive bars like Birra, Noir, and Cantina Los Caballitos. Five-dollar advance tickets score you $3 seasonal ales and ciders, $4 'tails (think whole egg bourbon flips and cranberry 'ritas), and $5 food specials like sausage poutine and meatball sammies from Stogie Joe's.