18. The person transporting curiously cumbersome items
Some recent examples: one half of a garbage can. An empty laundry basket. A shopping cart. Six reusable bags.
19. Anyone on St. Patrick’s Day
You will probably have beer on some part of your person by the time you get off the train.
20. The “Wake me in Norristown?” guy
Little does he know you’re getting off in Manayunk.
21. The phantom litterer
Where they are now, nobody knows. We have only the remnants of a peeled banana and a plastic bottle full of urine to prove they were ever here.