11. The vomiting Eagles fan
Getting traces of hot dog and Yuengling on his crisp white jersey.
12. The high school summer program taking the MFL for the first time
It’s like when preschoolers hold hands while their teacher walks them down the street, except the high schoolers are slower.
13. The couple that’s, like, so in love
They take selfies of themselves cuddling in the reflection of the train window and then it’s back to smooching.
14. The person eating leftovers
During rush hour, out of Tupperware, with a silver fork.