Pizza Brain, 2313 Frankford Ave; 215.291.2965
Want to do more than touch? Eat your way through the world's first pizza museum in Fishtown.
Dave & Buster's, 325 N Columbus Blvd; 215.413.1951
Right beside adult playground Morgan's Pier, D&B doesn't just serve It' Always Sunny's favorite steak -- it has every arcade game under the sun, even though it's actually more under a bunch of fluorescent lighting.
THE GUEST: YOUR GRANDPARENTS
Show your grandparents there's more throwback action in Philadelphia than that Randall Cunningham shirt at Mitchell & Ness, when your birthday's only five weeks away, and it's the last one in your size, and it's almost football season, and...
The Flea at the Piazza at Schmidt's, 1050 N Hancock St; 215.467.4603
Reclaim everything you broke when you were little -- like last Thanksgiving -- during the Brooklyn Flea's Sunday pop-ups in NoLibs.