Places to Work at Not-Work

Godzilla just invaded Philly, destroyed your office, and torched your apt (allegedly), meaning you need to find somewhere else to finish this now-pointless-seeming PowerPoint on the potential threat of Japanese movie monster invasions. Luckily we've put together this list of gorilla/whale-hybrid-free places to work remotely, including the dark-but-Internet-filled rooms of The Boilermaker and Nutella-muffin-equipped Chhaya.