Saturday, December 21st: It's guaranteed to be the longest night of the year, but it's also going to be the Best Night of Your Life -- provided you spend it taking in all the best Thrillist-approved madness around town, from happy hours, to craft cocktails, to late-night face-stuffing. Build your itinerary now, grab some friends, and make it happen.
Sunday, December 22nd: Festivus 2013 at The Grey Lodge Pub means a sweet selection of seasonal brews which you should totally drink, and an Airing of Grievances open mic, which you should totally avoid. At least until after said drinks.
Monday, December 23rd: The Yuletide Variety Show at Johnny Brenda’s is a night of comedy samplings, live music, and yes, still more burlesque (!), with Phunniest Person 2013 winner Chip Chantry as MC. Tickets are $10