18. Get something spilled on you at McGillin’s
Former frat bros are still in awe that you can purchase pitchers of beer here, and therefore feel no need to buy pitchers of beer at any other bar, ever. And in the process of carrying the tub of PBR from the bar to their table, will probably spill a good chunk of it on the arms of innocent bystanders.
19. Date a barista/bartender/artisan bread maker
Preferably one covered in tattoos with an undershave who went to the University of the Arts, and lives in West Philly.
20. Date a Wharton student or grad
Think of all the regrettable Ubers you will take!