4. Parking in someone’s saved spot
While Philly’s streets often look like yard sales, especially right before a big storm, that lawn furniture is there for a reason. Only an idiot will try and park in someone's “reserved" spot.
5. Swimming in the Schuylkill
Don’t let all of the crew teams fool you; no one should go in that water. Two words: toxic discharge.
6. Checking your bags at Philly airport
There’s a reason that Philadelphia International Airport is ranked one of the worst in North America.
7. Going to the Wing Bowl and expecting to function the next day
Life goals after the Wing Bowl usually involve not leaving your credit card at the strip club and trying not to puke before noon.