Phoenix does a lot of things amazingly well, but despite what Kanye would have you believe, nobody's perfect. The Valley has its fair share of problems just like everyone else -- in fact, it has precisely 99 of them...
1. Today's forecast? The same as the last 300 days.
2. Summer is equivalent to living on the face of the sun
3. Everyone suffers from allergies
4. If you somehow don’t get allergies, there’s always Valley Fever
5. The so-called cold tap water never gets truly cold
6. Scorpions in the house are a reality
7. Scorpions inside those shoes you left outside are a reality
8. No matter where you start from, your destination is a half hour away
9. The city has some of the worst air pollution in the country
10. Despite just hosting the Super Bowl, our biggest national claim to fame is Jodi Arias