14. Paying too much for street tacos
You can pay upwards of $15 for three small tacos in Scottsdale, but why should you? Hit up your neighborhood taqueria, where the prices are slashed by a third for tasty, fresh, authentic fare. And don’t forget Taco Tuesday.
15. Thinking Scottsdale women are born that way
Let's just put it this way: there's one plastic surgeon for every 500 residents.
16. Driving after literally any booze
A stupid decision anywhere, but in Phoenix, where you can be charged with a DUI even if your blood alcohol level is below the legal limits, you’ll end up in one of Sheriff Joe’s tent city jails. Hope you like pink underwear.
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