Yes, Phoenicians do have the fourth-most plastic surgery of any US city. But we're not here to talk about what Phoenix does fourth, or third, or even second best. No, these are the things Phoenix does better than anywhere...
1. Real estate
If you’re looking for a big, brand-new house for a little price, Phoenix is the spot for you.
2. Housing market crashes
With all of that glorious real estate comes a price; Phoenix was one of the hardest hit cities during the housing pop.
3. Weekend getaways
Snow, the beach, and Sin City are all within (reasonable!) driving distance, and that's not to mention the hikes, golfing, national forests, and -- oh yeah -- Mexico!
Wide-open freeways and comparably minimal traffic make Phoenix a city practically designed for driving.
5. Casual Fridays
No one does casual like Phoenix. Hawaiian shirts and khakis are not only commonplace, they're also basically essential from a practical, I-don't-want-to-roast point of view.