3. We’ll offer directions via landmarks that may or may not still be there
If you are unfortunate enough to get lost while visiting Pittsburgh, asking for directions from a local will most likely result in something along the lines of “Take a right at that bird shit-covered statue up on Penn and then turn left when you’ve passed the Giant Eagle.”
4. Some of us talk funny n’at
Pittsburghese: a language established by our Yinzer population that includes words like “Yinz” (y’all), “wursh” (wash), and “dahntahn” (Downtown). Don’t let it rub off on you.
5. “Dahntahn” is the last place you should spend your time or money
Except for a small club scene on Liberty, Downtown is dead after 6pm. No one spends their time Downtown unless there’s a parade, they’re going to their office job, or they’ve made the very poor decision to live in one of the area's grossly overpriced lofts.
6. Beer isn't sold in grocery stores
That’s right, except for some a'those nice Gynt Iggles stores. Better find your local distributor and get there before 10pm if you want any beer for the night.