Yeah. We've got Stumptown, which, while not the favorite of your 11yr-old sister, is vastly superior in its not-burnt taste. Oh, and also Ristretto Roasters, Heart, Extracto… oh, snap! Did Howard Shultz just buy a house in Sellwood?
We can park…
... for free in most places. For $1.60 an hour in super-busy places. No wonder y'all have no income tax… most of the extra scrilla goes straight into meters.
We've got better escapes.
Drive an hour in any direction from PDX, and you'll find yourself in a gorge, in a rainforest, on a beach, in a desert, or on a mountain. Drive an hour from Seattle and you're in… (ugh) Tacoma, or (UGH!!!!) Canada.