This is like that FOX show, but with more nudity and pants-friction. Wild Orchid's hosting an amateur contest where would-be strippers'll use your lap as a stage and, if they're good, score some cash to pay for med school.
Amateur lap rides for all!
Although it's a bit of a drive down SE Division, Wild Orchid should definitely feature on your 'stripclubs to visit' list...should you have one of those, that is. Across 4,000 sq. ft. WO has an eye-level stage, a we-have-everything-you-can-imagine bar, a smoking lounge, and a VIP champagne room.