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Hecklevision Point Break

The big hand may say it's time to rock n' roll, but the other hand says it's time to text wise-ass MST3000-style commentary during Hecklevision's showing of Point Break. The greatest film ever made other than Air Bud: Golden Receiver will be screened while audience-texted commentary scrolls across the screen throughout -- so expect a server overload when Gary Busey makes assumptions about Keanu's fecal fascination during Vietnam, or just orders lunch.