What do you get when you take Tarantino's bloodiest movie aside from Death Proof, Inglourious Basterds, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, and Pulp Fiction, and recast all the color-coded male roles with females? Reservoir Dolls, a stage performance full of gals who do burlesque and stand-up on the side, and are hopefully much better-looking than Chris Penn. And Steve Buscemi. And Tarantino.