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Twin Perks Espresso (address and info)
That’s right, with a number of locations throughout East Portland and Washington, Twin Perks Espresso offers a full roster of caffeinated beverages served by comely, scantily clad women.
Watch the city's most popular burlesque show
Dante’s (address and info)
Sinferno is one of those things you hear about and immediately know you have to go. Topless go-go dancers, raunchy comedy, and fire. Lots of fire. It fills up fast so make sure to get there early for a prime seat and to down a few beers before the party begins.