Abide like the Dude

Stop bs-ing with Knox Harrington, the video artist, and go meet other Dude disciples at Grand Central Bowl's Lebowski Bash, where the movie'll play on a loop at the end of 25 bowling lanes, burlesque dancers'll shimmy to Kenny Rogers while re-enacting Gutterballs, and you'll swig cheap Caucasians and totally win the costume contest for your Arthur Digby Sellers In an Iron Lung getup.