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Oregon Brewers Fest

Tomorrow kicks off the greatest of all Portlandian traditions, The Running Of The Asymmetrical Haircuts the Oregon Brewers Fest, which's celebrating 25yrs of $1 wooden tasting tokens, pretending you like whatever jam band's playing, and shoving cart food in your face. Oh, and 85 beers from all over the US, including Flying Fish's 8.5% Exit 16 Wild Rice IPA, Bear Republic Black Racer, and Paradise Creek's Dirty Blonde, which was a much more Respectable Blonde three beers ago.