22. But when it comes to wine regions, ours is the best
California Pinot noir? That’s a joke, right?
23. Drinking at the movies
There’s a reason you can never remember characters' names in movies, and it’s because the majority of Portland theaters serve microbrews.
24. Waiting in line while drinking coffee
Seriously, brunch is eggs, meat, and toast. And on Saturday and Sunday, we’ll gladly wait for two hours outside in the rain to get it.
25. Talking about how charitable they are
The only thing better than giving $5 a month to OPB or Friends of Trees is displaying that bumper sticker. And that T-shirt. And telling everyone how easy it is to give.