What The Festival

Like Burning Man without the heat, or Bonnaroo without the crazed hippies selling hugs for $1, What The Festival makes its debut July 27th in the forest outside The Dalles, offering everything from totally-not-psychedelics-fueled scavenger hunts and live performance art, to three days of electronica-heavy live sets from the likes of Ghostland Observatory, Beats Antique, Space Funk Odyssey, and NastyNasty, which is how you'll feel when you realize you haven't bathed in three days.