29. Being rude to cyclists
You should always be polite... plus, they will slash your tires.
30. Living in the Pearl
What, are you from California?
31. Dating someone who just moved here
Get used to fake laughing at Portlandia quotes!
32. Paying full price for nosebleeds at a Blazers game
Wait until the game starts and scalp one, what are you, a Timbers fan?
33. Owning a Sam Bowie or Greg Oden jersey
We’ve been over this... we'll never get over this!
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