Normally he's on one of those child leashes, but, it's BEACH DAY! Every foray into the Pacific produces an ear-splitting shriek loud enough to compromise US-Mexico relations. The radius within which he can kick wet sand would be impressive if some didn't just land on your face. NOW WATCH HIM BODY SURF!!! Wait, why is he crying now? Ugh, that's really loud too.
Just a quick 11-mile run before he gets his lift on. Don't get in his way. He's disgusted by your relaxation.
The Classy Lady
The creeping roots in her "blonde" hair suggest she's overdue for a salon trip. The Audrey Hepburn one-piece suggests she probably hates everyone. She has a big hat, red nails, and of course, a US Magazine to leaf through, though it doesn't quite hide her look of disgust .