San Diego's great for so many reasons, prominent among them being the abundance of fantastic beaches. However, those beaches become slightly less fantastic when certain people enter the picture. Here are a few you'll inevitably meet at some of SD's most popular waterfronts.
Blacks Beach, La Jolla
The Shirtless Guy Who Shouldn't Be Shirtless
Head to La Jolla and you'll be mesmerized by the classy real estate and pristine beaches, until you see... this guy. Remember that movie where Schwarzenegger was pregnant? It's like that, with fewer muscles.
The Naked Guy Who Shouldn't Be Naked
This sixty-something dude hasn’t "groomed" since before the draft (and not like, the NBA draft) and has the skin of John Wayne’s saddle. As you walk past and try to avert your eyes, you'll hear him mutter something to his old naked friend about the "damn clothes-wearer".