Because rolling up to a Pussycat Dolls concert in your Geo Metro just makes you like a pussy...cat...doll, snag a ride on Hard Rock's new luxury Tour Bus, which gives you the chance to avoid nightmarish concert concerns (driving, paying for parking, worrying about legal limits, watching chubby people do it on your car, etc.) while also hooking you up with Extras that have nothing to do with that show hosted by A.C. Slater. Highlights include:
Before the Concert: The package hooks you up with access to a pre-party at Hard Rock's fire pit-clad rooftop bar Float, two free brews, and tons of other drink specials so enticing you may finally have to give up always ordering Slippery Nipples with a Pucker back.
In Concert: No matter what, they're dropping you mad-close to the venue, and, if you consider yourself one of the "high rollers who live the life", you can snag an actually-not-that-expensive Premium Package that includes a VIP Club Seat at the concert with access to its own bathrooms and a private bar, which is nice, but not quite as good as the staff sergeant one.
After the Concert: With R. Kelly's blessing, you'll head back to the official after-party at Float and be given "express and complimentary" entry, which you'd also get if your girlfriend was hot, or a freak, like those damn Pussycats. Dontcha!!
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