Once again (Fife?), the ever-evolving circus
freaks performers from Otherwise Entertainment are back with a third installment of their delightfully whacked-out performance series, this time doubling as a b-day celebration for the founder (obviously called "The Honey Badger"), in a spacier locale and featuring an expanded troupe plus a boatload of crazy surprises that they're keeping close to the vest, though judging by the title, you'll probably be able to see inside that, too. To get a better idea of what's in store, insert "SEXY" in front of each of the following:
- Fire spinning and acrobatic performances from EO's specialists including the "Spanish Web", which they claim's just a beautiful girl swinging through the sky on a rope, helping to explain why the internet connection speeds in Spain suck.
- Roaming the audience to rouse the crowd, encourage participation, and "keep you up" will be their expertly trained "Mingle Maids", who're probably much more excited to see you drop coins than the meter ones.
- Joining the flirty maidens is (questionably certified) Nurse Mo, who will be lowering inhibitions by passing out "shots of the Cure", which hopefully taste Just Like Heaven.
- Aside from the opening DJs and collaborative soundtrack, the show's after-party will be sexed up by spun joints from DJs Brutus, Nikki Genesis, and Jonny Quest, who apparently hasn't completely given up on real adventures.
In addition to bringing dance slippers, "spankings (and) rubber chickens" you're encouraged to wear your "sexiest, sluttiest, craziest garb/costume", so now is the perfect time to break out your Sexy Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius get-up.