Because visiting a head shop is awkward for everyone not named Luther, avoid having to pretend you smoke salvia by ordering your glass from this San Diego-based artisan who crossed the nation to learn the wizened ways of manipulating molten silicon. Some insanely affordable highlights include the:
Heady Tobacco Pipe: This color-changing “signature lotus lay-down widemouth” is blown together with silver fuming, features a gold-encased 'shroom kickstand so “you can't knock it over!”, and is specifically designed with different-sized chambers for greater smoke displacement while doubling as a cooling system “to deliver a smoother, more premium hit”, not unlike Soda Pot-inski.
Filtered Loose Leaf Tea Straws: For those that despise tea bags (!), these 8in straws rock filter bases with small holes jazzed up by five spiral cuts running up the straw to a flattened “Lips” mouthpiece, who must not have gotten along with Big Boy Caprice either.
Budget Bats: For the man who often loses his bowl most likely due to "using it", get a crapload of them with this 40-buck pack of 20 "chillums" featuring the same ergonomically squashed “Lips” mouthpiece you've seen before plus a finely tuned “Perfect Bowl Hole” (and no, that's not a reference to your studio apartment).