Need a ride this weekend? You need the San Diego Party Cab

It’s 2am. The band’s packing up. The lights have come on, and it’s time to close out your tab. Did you really buy THREE rounds of shots? Oh good lord, you did. But you aren't going to let little things like "the bar being closed" and "your forthcoming credit card bill being dangerously high" put an end to your evening of fun.

Why? Because you know about the Party Cab.

Sure, there are any number of taxis that can get you to that late-night burrito or that possible house party where you think your ex-girlfriend might be and you swore earlier you wouldn't go but you've been stalking her Facebook and it seems like she's not dating that other guy anymore, so maybe just see what happens? Or maybe you're just looking for a ride home (boo!).

No matter what, the Party Cab makes the process of getting there, well, a party.

What is the Party Cab, you ask? It’s a taxi (you probably gathered that much) equipped with those glow-in-the-dark stars, a miniature disco ball, a microphone, and speakers that go up to 11.

The driver, Muhammad, is the conductor of this rock opera, backed by his roster of tunes that anyone with a few drinks in them can't help but ill-advisedly belt out during their... Journey. (Yes, of course there's Journey).

Full disclosure: there’s no booze in the Party Cab (these pesky things called "laws"), but thankfully you'll have the finer works of Aerosmith, Michael Jackson, Twisted Sister, and the like to keep your buzz going. Or to just entertain yourself in broad daylight, as these two attractive young ladies discovered:

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Here’s how it works:

Call Party Cab captain Mohammed Kemi (619.886.2341). Politely say hello.

Whether you’re dropping off your “Uptown Girl” or heading home for some “Sexual Healing,” the surest way to guarantee you have “The Time of Your Life” is to call earlier in the evening with a pickup time. Also, don't use cleverly chosen song title wordplay when relaying your pickup time, just for clarity's sake.

Unlike your favorite watering hole, the Party Cab runs all night… or at least until your cash or voice is gone.

"Satisfaction" guaranteed. Unless the girl you're riding with insists on ABBA, in which case, let her have this one.