Do you have kids and a wife? Or maybe a dad that you have a weird relationship with, where you're more like friends than father/son, and so you don't really care if he talks about doing stuff with your stepmom? Well then, you are just weird enough to be interested in nominating/being nominated for Red Light District's "SD's Best Father" Contest. The winner will get a customized tasting menu for two from RLD, as well as a night stay at The Keating, a "Booty Boudoir" photography session for your lady friend/stepmom, and a cigar from Havana Club Cafe. But most importantly, you'll have a great/creepy story to tell your kids/own mother.