And lo, Ron Burgundy descended from Mt. Soledad carrying two tablets and a Scotch, and spake unto the people of America's Finest City a list of 22 Commandments, wheretofore if followed, would allow its citizens to live in harmonious diversity, which is an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. And the tablets did read:
1. Always remember #19
Ditto the "Hells Bells" days, the '98 World Series, and who right field will always belong to.
2. "When in doubt, paddle out"
The most motivating of surfing covenants.