Twin Oaks Brewery Tour

Tell your boss you're being held up by a shotgun, then mumble “start” real quick, and hang up. Disclaimer: Only do this if you've reserved your spot for Monday's “brewery tour” at Twin Oaks, where 99 bucks will get you in a cart for 18 glorious holes peppered with reps from nine local breweries (Stone, Strauss, Mother Earth, etc.) offering you two tastes each, plus food stations, and “course contests” in which to embarrass yourself after said 18 tastes.